Who loves the jokes in Christmas Crackers? They are always really cheesy but an essential part of Christmas Dinner. I always make a point of buying cheap crackers for Christmas Dinner because you know the jokes inside will be cringe-worthy and the gifts even more tacky, which is great fun when you have got young children but perhaps as my children grow up I will have to start seeking something a little more sophisticated.
Bupa Care Homes in Bolton have launched a competition for you to send in your favourite jokes with a chance to win high street vouchers to the value of £100.
Nationwide, the best 10 jokes will be put into handmade crackers for the residents of the Bupa Care Homes this year.
So if you have any festive jokes, favourite jokes or just cheesy jokes, send them in to itsacracker@bupa.com before 1st December 2010.
Here are some of the jokes that I found while looking around, some will make you smile, some will make you cringe but I love them. Feel free to add your own at the bottom of my blog....but no rude ones!
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!
Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws!
What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate clauses!
