Hi are you always stuck on valentines day? me too !!
Look no further you have just landed at the right spot for some loving!!
We have just started our 14 days of loving at thebestof Chelmsford supporting local businesses with extra love and boy do they need it? If you leave some loving by giving a testimonial for a local business they will feel loved and you being such a great lover will be entered in a prize draw every day up till the 14th february!!!
So this is my guide for valentines day !
1)Flowers says it all and what better place to go than our very own Nat at The Flower station based in chelmsford station
2)His or hers jewellery? matching rings or even go for the famous proposal on valentines day and jump in feet first with a very unique engagement ring? pop down to see Lance james the jewellers!
3)where to eat ? La vista in great baddow! The chef and proprietor of this business is Antonio Viscariello who only cooks fresh unique dishes and you will find exceptional quality of food and friendly,great service!
same old traditional blah blah?
4)why not be a bit clever? your female partner got a hairy lip or saggy neck like a turkey? What about your male partner does his hairy back need a some removal with ipl hair removal or does his face look like he needs a good iron?botox i here you say! get you and your partner booked in at woodford medical aesthetics in danbury!!! maybe a bit extreme so why not try Linda perkins nutritional and massage therapist?
5)His and hers gym memberships at club woodham! after just getting over xmas pud ? easy way out rather than lying by saying no you haven't put on any weight dear! you are really thinking you need to work on those bingo wings and she thinks you have got stella tits!!! I might even see you there as i've got very overweight myself!!
That was my top 5 !But there's plenty more
6)getting married give regiment way a call?
7)Want to eat and stay out for the night why not try the miami hotel?
8)The studio in the Chelmsford town centre treat your partner to a portfolio photo shoot or changing faces makeover? while you are on the premises there's snappy snaps you can get a photo put onto a canvas or just buy some vouchers for your loved one?
9)If you are really struggling a garden makeover by new eden landscapes or cd's fencing to put up a new fence or outhouse ?
10)Last of all if things are not working out that well try cwn builders they do great garage conversions and extensions ! That way you can you live in separate rooms if its still not working there's always hill & abbott solicitors!!
What ever you do or who ever you decide to use have a great valentines day!!
what do i know i'm on me 6th divorce and always been single on valentines day!
