Ok as its a short on you get 2
Got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today. Apparently security doesn't like it when you shout, "Hi Jack!"
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."
2nd April 2013
Hi I'm Tom Bosher
I run thebestofchelmsford and am passionate about helping the independent businesses in Chelmsford thrive and achieve their goals.