Chelmsfords Joke Of The Week
14th January 2014
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The following are actual answers given from GCSE exams by British students.

Q: Name the four seasons?

A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?

A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What is a planet?

A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

Q: Give an example of a fungus? What is a characteristic feature?

A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"

A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Amazing ha ha

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