The following are actual answers given from GCSE exams by British students.
Q: Name the four seasons?
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q: Give an example of a fungus? What is a characteristic feature?
A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.
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