Its Christmas Cracker Joke Time - Oh Yes it is!
19th December 2015
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Q.  How would you get four reindeer in a car?

A.  Two in the front and two in the back

Q  And how do you get four polar bears in a car?

A.  Take the reindeer out first


Q.  What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?

A.  "Elk"- a - seltzer


Q.  What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas Tree?

A.  A pineapple


Q.  What do you get a train driver for Christmas?

A.  Platform shoes


Q. What comes at the end of Christmas Day?

A.  The letter "Y"


Q.  How long does it take to burn a candle down?

A.  About a wick


Q.  What did the big candle say to the little candle?

A.  I'm going out tonight


Q.  Did you hear about Draculas'S Christmas party?

A.  It was a scream


Q. Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

A. He had no body to go with


Had enough yet? Heres afew more...


Q. What's Scrouge's favorite Christmas game?

A.  Mean-opoly


Q. What do wizards use to wrap their presents?

A.  Spell-o-tape


Q. What does a DJ like about Christmas?

A.  Doing lots of rapping


Q.  Why did Scrouge buy everyone birds for Christmas?

A.  He heard they were going cheap


Q. What food do you get when you cross a snowman with a polar bear?

A.  A "brrr" - "grrr"


Q.  What kind of pet did Aladdin have?

A.  A flying car-pet


Q. What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas?

A.  Cross mouse cards


Q. Where do elves go to get fit?

A.  An elf farm


Q. How many chimneys does Santa go down?

A. Stacks!


Just a Christmas thought  to finish on;

STRESSED is just Desserts Backwards! 


That all for now folks!  

A very Merry Christmas to everyone









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Ann A

Member since: 27th May 2014

Hi! I'm Ann and with my husband John, said 'Farewell' to bestof on 31st July 2017 and are returning to the horticultural trade. Thank you to everyone past and present for reading my blogs.

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