Christmas Crackers! Tis the season to be jolly!
22nd November 2015
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Good King Wenceslas phones for pizza delivery... The sales girl asks him "Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?

Heres afew more Christmas Crackers for you....

Q. What happens if you eat Xmas decorations?

A. You get Tinsel-itus!


Q. What did one angel say to another?

A. Halo there!


Q. What do sheep say at Christmas?

A. Seasons bleatings!


Q. How do snowmen travel around?

A. By ici-icle!


Q. What do snowmen eat for lunch?

A. Iceburgers!


Q. What do elves learn in school?

A. The elf-abet!


Q. What do you get if you cross a vampire with a  snowman?

A. Frostbite!


Q. What did the reindeer say before telling a joke?

A. This one will sleigh you!


Q. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

A. Jungle bells!


Q. Where do polar bears vote?

A. At the North Pole!


Q. Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

A. Santa Jaws!


Q. Whats white and goes up?

A. A confused snowflake!


Q. What kind of bird can write?

A. A pen-quin!


Q. What did one snowman say to another?

A. Can you smell carrot!


Hope you had at least a little chuckle with those. Have you any Christmas Crackers to share with us? E-mail them to

Look out for more Christmas Crackers next week!


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Ann A

Member since: 27th May 2014

Hi! I'm Ann and with my husband John, said 'Farewell' to bestof on 31st July 2017 and are returning to the horticultural trade. Thank you to everyone past and present for reading my blogs.

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