Did you guess it right?
Q. Why is it always cold at Christmas?
A. Because it's Decemberrrrrrrrr
Q. What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn't move?
A. Santa Pause
Q. What is red & white, red & white, red & white?
A. Santa Claus rolling down a hill
Q. What did the cow get for Christmas?
A. A COW..culator
Q. What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A. A puddle
Q. What do you sing at a snowmans birthday party?
A. Freeze a jolly good fellow
Q. How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
A. Only one then it is not empty any more
Q. What is the best Christmas present in the World?
A. A broken drum, you can't beat it
Q. What's a childs favourite king at Christmas?
A. A stocking
Q. What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
Snow use - I've forgotton my name.
Q. Why does Santa have three gardens?
A. So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Look out for more chuckles next week
Member since: 27th May 2014
Hi! I'm Ann and with my husband John, said 'Farewell' to bestof on 31st July 2017 and are returning to the horticultural trade. Thank you to everyone past and present for reading my blogs.
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