Christmas Cracker Jokes
20th December 2016
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Every one loves a corny Christmas cracker joke - oh yes you do.

Most are really cheesy but we secretly love them. Here are a few, hope they make you chuckle!


Q. Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting

A. Because they always drop their needles.


Q. What do you call a train loaded with toffee?

A. A chew chew train


Q. What do you sing at a snowmans birthday party?

A. Freeze a jolly good fellow


Q. What's an ig?

A. A house without a loo


Q. What do you call an old snowman?

A. Water


Q. What do snowmen call their offspring?

a. Chill-dren


Q. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?

A. I have no eye dear


Q. What do you call a sheep who doesn't like Christmas?

A. Baaaaaaaa humbug


Q. What do you call buying a piano for the holidays?

A. Christmas Chopin


Q. What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?

A. Jingle smells


Q. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?

A. Horn-aments


Q. How do Snowmen get around?

A. They ride an icicle


Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A. Frostbite


Q. What is the best Christmas present?

A. A broken drum, you can't beat it


Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with duck?

A. A Christmas quacker


Q. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A. A Holly Davidson


Q. Why does Santa have three gardens?

A. So he can Ho Ho Ho


Q. Who is Santa's favourite singer?

A. Elf-is Presley


Q. How did Scrooge win the football game?

A. The ghost of Christmas passed


Q. What does Santa do with fat elves?

A. He sends them to an Elf farm


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Hi! I'm Ann and with my husband John, said 'Farewell' to bestof on 31st July 2017 and are returning to the horticultural trade. Thank you to everyone past and present for reading my blogs.

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