The latest penalty (geddit!?) for the Swansea players is aimed at their accuracy around the goal mouth.
Apparently they now have competitions to see who can(can't) hit the crossbar.
If they can't they must substitute their luxury/sporty and no doubt very expensive modes of transport for a bright pink Suzuki jeep.
They must drive to and from practice sessions,to and from home games and generally lavish care and attention on a car that was bought from a whip round from the playing staff.
Make sure you keep a look out for the 'pink Ferrari' around town!
3rd July 2013