In August 2018, Happy Hobbit said about Fermain Valley Hotel
Like most of my reviews, I try to give a balanced view and some useful tips for visitors - and management - so apologies if it’s a bit long. If you’re planning to visit Guernsey for the first time, staying at the Fermain or elsewhere, there are some tips at the bottom to help you plan your visit.
Firstly, we enjoyed our stay. The staff are friendly and very helpful, especially Damian and Paulo, the lovely drivers who chauffeured us around, and Daniel on Reception. (The hotel provides complimentary transfers to most places on the island, including the airport, but you need to book as these are subject to availability. The service runs until 6pm during the week and until midnight on Saturday & Sunday). The rooms are a reasonable size, though not as large as our own bedroom at home, and nicely appointed. (We had a ‘Gold Balcony’ room, which gave us a sea view, which it was nice to sit out and admire.) All the rooms have free wifi, and there was Sky TV, tea & coffee making facilities, good toiletries, tissues, a hair dryer, a rather small and antiquated safe (not big enough for a laptop or larger tablet), still & sparkling water (replenished daily), and (strangely) a decanter of sherry that was topped us as needed, We had some pieces of fruit and a couple of small chocolates on arrival as well. The hotel also provides complimentary bathrobes and slippers. However, the room doesn't have a fridge.
Breakfast is very good - a selection of cereals, pastries, etc, and an excellent variety of cooked options - but not without its quirks (see below). The location is also handy for St Peter Port, but in a nice quiet setting a few miles out of the Town, with pleasant gardens and a pretty - if strenuous - walk to the lovely Fermain Bay beach & back. It has 3 restaurants, 2 bars and a tea shop on site, and is close to a bus stop to enable you to get into St Peter Port cheaply and conveniently. There's a car park, but the narrow access road is a bit of a nightmare. If you must drive (see below), it's probably best to park in Búho's car park at the top and walk down.
We tried all of the restaurants, (see separate reviews), enjoying Búho more than the other two, though all were OK. There are some good restaurants worth trying in St Peter Port - The Old Quarter, The Wellington Boot and the Pickled Pig in particular. (Again, see separate reviews).
There's a nice, indoor swimming pool that my wife used, and you can get plenty of exercise walking up and down through the extensive gardens - or just lifting a glass on the terrace. There's a nice beach at the bottom of the road/footpath, with a pleasant cafe (see separate review), but be warned - it's steep and strenuous.
Now for the quirks. For some reason, the hotel advertises that the rooms have king-sized beds and 40” TVs. They don’t - or at least our Gold room didn't. The beds are normal doubles and the TV screen is around 32”. (We don’t carry a tape measure with us, so we measured both out in sheets of A4 paper). Neither of these things was a problem for us, but why claim something that isn’t true? Someone is bound to object, and such claims breach certain legislation and could lay the hotel open to allegations of misrepresentation. I can't see that advertising what they genuinely offer would put many people off.
They have live music in the Ocean Grill on a Friday evening. Had we known - had it been publicised - we’d have booked there instead of going out. They have several ‘Happy Hours’ in different bars & restaurants, but these also seem to be a secret until you’re there. There’s a ‘cinema’, which you can use on nights when it’s not booked by a party, to watch DVDs that are all at least 10 years old. Consequently, the facility appears to lie dormant on most nights. Our local public library does screenings of films that are around 12 months old. Why the hotel doesn’t organise something like this, ideally using Blu-ray, and even charging a fee, I’ve no idea, as it would be an extra attraction.
The hotel provides a cafetière in the room, but why they do this is unclear, as all of the supplied coffee is instant. Maintenance isn’t that great. The water pressure is such that if you turn a tap on more than about 5 degrees, water sprays everywhere. Our shower was so hot when we arrived that we couldn’t use it - someone had damaged the temperature regulator and the water couldn’t be adjusted below scalding. Our TV didn’t work either - fixed after complaining - and the extractor system in the bathroom seems to ‘work’ using a single large fan in the roof, allegedly (but not actually) removing steam from the bathrooms through the individual vents. On the first day, we made coffee before breakfast, and the next day found that the maid hadn’t washed up the cups, just put them back, dirty, into the cupboard.
At breakfast, coffee is often delivered to the table either with no milk or (at best) half a jug, which is inadequate for the 2 cups each you should just be able to squeeze out of the cafetieres. And as for the “toast”; this is ALWAYS delivered as just cold bread with a dried-up surface. The one day we asked for ours to be put through again to gain some warmth and colour, the waiter took it away - and never returned.
So would I stay again? Possibly, but the management would need to look into the points listed above and do something about them.
Now a few suggestions about the island. If you’re thinking of hiring a car, think carefully first. The roads are very narrow - pass a bus going in the opposite direction & you’ll have to mount the kerb, even on many ‘main’ roads - and they often wind about a lot. However, the bus service is excellent. The buses are frequent, punctual and it costs just £1 to travel anywhere on Guernsey - one stop or all the way round on the 91 or 92, that travel the circumference. A trip from St Peter Port all the way around the island & back to Fermain (or St Peter Port) is great value for £1. The only problem is that if you need to get back from Town after around 9pm during the week, you’ll probably have to get a taxi. (At weekends the NightOwl services run until midnight, and - as I said above - the Fermain Valley offers their own free 'taxi' if you book it).
Guernsey, Herm and Sark are all great for walking. The smaller islands are 20 and 55 minutes away, respectively, and each provides lots of walking options with no motor traffic. (On Herm, a circuit of the island should take less than half a day. On Sark, visit 'La Coupee', the narrow land-bridge to Little Sark, and drop in at the nearby chocolate shop & tea garden). We wore our boots on the plane (luggage is expensive on Flybe) and walked the cliff paths and lanes, which were delightful - but beware, on Guernsey, some lanes are narrow with blind bends and have no pavements.
There’s loads to see here for a week; the Tapestry Museum, the Occupation Museum, the Folk Museum at Saumarez Park (bring your NT card if you have one), Castle Cornet, the Little Chapel & Sausmarez Manor (see separate reviews) are all very interesting. Oh, and bring a copy of ‘The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society’ (or watch the film in advance), and/or take Fred’s tour of Castle Cornet to get a good grounding in the history of the Occupation, which is fascinating - and also very sad.
It’s definitely worth spending a week on Guernsey to take it all in. The Fermain is a good place to stay if you can get a decent deal, but be aware of the quirks.
Source: tripadvisor.co.uk