In September 2016, Julie G said about Fermain Valley Hotel
We came to this wonderful hotel to celebrate our 30th Wedding anniversary. I had read mostly good reviews about the hotel and also had an excellent review from a friend who had stayed here with her husband in June. So I was not put off by some of the negative reviews of this hotel - I am SO glad I wasn't. I think the people who are writing such negative reviews were staying in a different hotel! I can't answer for what it is like in the annexe as we had a Gold room (no 32) in the main house.
We arrived an hour early but Daniel who was on reception greeted us very warmly and invited us to sit out on the verandah with a glass of Prosecco each (which I thought we would have to pay for but when final bill came we realised it had not been charged for - a lovely touch) until the room was ready. When initially shown the room we were a bit disappointed to discover it was not one of the advertised Gold rooms which look very spacious (and in fact were on the floor below us). However, the disappointment was soon gone when we walked out on to the balcony and saw the stunning view down across the beautiful hotel gardens to the sea. The kingsize bed was very comfortable, a fair amount of storage for clothes was available, excellent selection of tea, coffee, drinking chocolate and biscuits which were re-stocked every day. This is also the first hotel we have visited that supply an abundance of little UHT milks although we bought fresh milk and kept it in the fridge. The fridge was stocked with four bottles of water every day and a decanter of sherry was also refilled every day - not normally sherry drinkers we were converted with this one - lovely! TV is low down towards the ground but it didn't cause us a problem watching it. Bathrobes and slippers provided. Good powerful shower. Cleanliness excellent - housekeeping work very hard to keep the rooms looking so clean. The only downside to the bedroom was that there was no airconditioning which we were very surprised at for a four star hotel (first one we have stayed in without it) and our 10 day stay here was in the most beautiful hot weather! A fan was provided but this didnt really do much to alleviate the heat. Talking to Gavin the relations manager he explained that air conditioning has not been installed due to cost but that it is something that is being looked at. Hope that before we visit again that it has been put in.
The food in this hotel is absolutely excellent. Breakfasts were amazing with a vast selection of fruit juices, cereals, fresh fruit salad (and no, not out of a tin, it really was fresh), meats, cheeses, pineapple and melon slices, croissants and pastries, yoghurts. On top of that your orders are taken for a cooked breakfast which is freshly cooked for each table so none of this buffet style where you end up with just a warm breakfast. Tea, coffee and toast brought to your table. Service was absolutely excellent, the waiting staff were all very efficient and friendly. I was particularly impressed with Greg who remained very calm when one woman started complaining quite loudly about the cooked breakfast (couldn't see why she was complaining personally!). Apart from her I didn't hear any complaints from residents throughout our stay. We were fortunate to be there for the last hotel barbecue of the season although unforunately it rained on the scheduled day. However it still went ahead in the restaurant and the food was again fantastic. A young singer was there to entertain as well. I was very impressed with Dane, the waiter, who realised our table was a bit wobbly and so found some card to wedge under the table which was really thoughtful of him. It's touches like this that leave a good impression.
On our anniversary day we booked a table for the Rock Garden Steak House attached to the hotel - we were not disappointed! The steaks were cooked to perfection - one medium rare and one well done -both excellent. Atmosphere was lovely in there, the staff were all very friendly, efficient and professional. It was a lovely surprise to also find an anniversary card from all the hotel staff on the table, Again a really lovely touch to add to making this such a fabulous hotel.
In the afternoon we also had tea and cakes from the tea room in the hotel - this is something you MUST do - cakes are divine!
There is a SMALL swimming pool and sauna which we used quite frequently and had to ourselves each time. If you are a serious swimmer this pool wont be enough for you - you can do a length in 6-7 breast strokes. However, it is the warmest pool we have ever been in - it was like a bath! Ample for us but like I say not if you want to swim lengths.
The hotel also has a library (stocked with lots of books) and a lounge plus a room to connect up a laptop and work if wanted. Free WIFI throughout the hotel and connection was always there without any problems. Up in the annexe there is a cinema, which we didnt actually use. However, you only have to book a time with reception and you can view your own DVD's or hotel choice on a big screen.
I have to say we are glad we were in the main house and not in the annexe as it is a fair way from the main hotel up a fairly steep path. Guests need to come down every morning to the main hotel for breakfast which is fine if its sunny but not so good if raining. So go for the main house if you are able.
If you are coming by Condor ferry with your own car it is easy to get to the hotel. Come out of the port, turn left at the roundabout, along the promenade (20mph restriction) to the end and then follow a steep winding road until you get to a mini roundabout at the top. Take a left there and then follow the road along. You will shortly see a sign saying The Venue (which is the annexe) opposite a pub called the Fermain Tavern. If you are stayin in the annexe you can turn in to the car park there and then walk down the path to the hotel reception. If you are staying in the main house you need to drive just past the Venue and then take the next left down a narrow steep hill and then take the next left into the main car park (which is not big). From there you can easily get to reception. Leave your bags in the car until you know which room you have been allocated. There are lifts available.
I know I have said a lot but I just wanted to make sure that you had a good impression of this hotel as quite a few negatives have been said about it. We only ever stay in four star hotels and I have to say this is by far the best one yet (despite no air conditioning!)
Guernsey itself is a wonderful place to stay. So easy to get around it. Lots of lovely places to walk, drive, beaches to sit/swim/surf on. Loads of excellent places to eat and drink. Boat trips over to the islands of Herm, Sark and Alderney (try and get at least one in). Guernsey residents very friendly, helpful and interesting to talk to. Places we visited included the Underground German Hospital, Saumarez Park, Sausmarez Park (yes two different places), all the beaches, walked the cliff paths for miles, ate in several good places including Dix Neuf, La Perla, The Terrace and found numerous excellent coffee/tea rooms around the island. You will not be disappointed in your visit I'm sure and if you stay at The Fermain Valley Hotel you really will NOT be disappointed. Thank you to all the staff for making our wedding anniversary such a wonderful occasion. WE WILL BE BACK!!
Source: tripadvisor.co.uk