More Friday Fun - Comedic Verse by Jan Jack
20th August 2010
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My new Bikini


Later today I’ve a trip to the beach

But I can’t find my costume; it’s not within reach,

I’ll just have to buy one, I whizz to the store,

And I buy a bikini, the one by the door,

It IS rather small; quite a tiny bikini,

With lovely thin strings just like pink fettucini,

I dive in the beach hut; now time to undress,

I take off my knickers, my tatty grey vest,

I open the bag with my brand new bikini,

It’s suddenly smaller; it’s looking quite teeny,

I undo the strings and I lay on the floor,

I pull and I push and I pull a bit more,

I lift up my bottom to minimise drop,

My tummy’s now hanging right over the top,

When I push it back in; it’s indeed very plain,

That my bottom has dropped out the back once again,

I exit the beach hut, I feel so exposed,

I feel like I’ve come out just wearing no clothes,

A lesson’s been learned, yes of that I’m quite sure,

Some swimwear is better, when left in the store...

©Jan Jack 2010


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