Get ready for a riotous, fast-paced comedy following the lives of three loud, no-nonsense Liverpool women and one nervous newcomer, all navigating life, love, loyalty, and lipstick on a tightly knit street.
Susan, Vanessa, and Lily dominate the street with their big personalities, big voices, and even bigger secrets. But everything is turned upside down with the arrival of Trisha, a single mum from Manchester, thrown into the lion’s den of long-established friendships and fierce loyalty.
Starring TV comedy legend Crissy Rock (Benidorm, I’m A Celebrity) and the show’s writer and director Lynne Fitzgerald, Desperate Scousewives is packed with unforgettable one-liners, high heels, heartbreak, and hilarity. Not for the faint-hearted!
✨ What to expect:
🎭 A riotous, fast-paced Scouse comedy
🌟 Starring TV comedy legend Crissy Rock
💋 High heels, heartbreak, and unforgettable one-liners
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📅 Date: Wednesday 3rd June 2026
⏰ Time: 7:30pm (Doors open 6:30pm)
📍 Location: Blackburn Empire Theatre, Aqueduct Rd, Blackburn BB2 4HT
🎟️ Ticket Price: £28.50