Precisely because Louis' decisions incite a mixture of anger and annoyance from people like me, who make the mistake, if only for a moment, of taking this show seriously.

Hair hanging beauties, twisted contortionists, flying aerialists, demon dwarfs, gyrating jugglers, voodoo warriors, pickled people, sword swallowers and of course the Ventriloquist make up this Vampire Vaudeville show!

Thursday 3 November, 7.30pm

This October, be prepared as vampires take to the G Live stage in Vampires Rock. The stage will be creaking and ggroaning as all your favourite rocks songs are belted out by by hungry, sexy vampires!

Take a peak at what Guildford Cricket Club has to offer You and your family .....

Enjoy a great evening with Traditional Games, Fireworks Display and hot food and drinks - see details below ...

It’s time for the Pull My Finger tour. But it’s not just any finger! ‘Is it a chocolate finger?’ I hear you ask; ‘is it an iced finger, or is it a long thin thumb that looks like a finger?’ No, it’s the fickle finger of fate, and we dare you to pull it.

If you have neglected that vase in the hallway, you could just rejuvinate it's wilting contents with a quick fix of vodka and aspirin - adding at least another day or two and whole new sense of purposes for the plant concerned.

Cutting flowers during the coolest part of the days will leave them looking fresher and lasting in the vase for longer - whether you are the green fingered type or not, this is a well known fact.....ASK ANY FLORIST!

So…. With Christmas approaching, why not consider the customers you have this year as opposed to the ones you don’t! Short on inspiration? … then give Ann at Love Your Logo a bell (pardon the pun).

All games kicking off after 6am will be shown line!
All important games will be replayed later on that day
The Abinger Hatch is wired for four 42" Plasma so .. easy viewing whereever you are!
Pick up a credit card sized fixtiure list

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