The annual festival of love and romance is once again upon us. So if you are committed to doing a really excellent job of racking up a significant bundle of brownie points with the light of your life - The Walls are a safe pair of hands!
As always, the limiting factor on this evening will be the number of tables of two they will be able to accommodate love-struck diners on.
The menu is one of their spectacularly innuendo-ridden offerings of tongue and cheek dishes (although neither tongue nor cheek feature...) :)
Check out their Valentine's Menu and reserve your table early. just call 01691 670970.
Foreplay
Creme du Barry
Cauliflower soup with a hint of nutmeg in honour of Madame du Barry, famous lover... of cauliflower!
Porn Cocktail
The absolute classic makes a return, with juicy prawns & iceberg lettuce & pink goo
Chicken Lover Parfait
With hot toast & chutney
A Very Fine Tart Indeed
Goats cheese, red onion marmalade & a bit of Rosemary - perhaps she's the tart?
The Main Event
Do You Duck On A First Date?
Confit of duck leg with pink roast duck breast, white beans & sage gravy
'Salmon Enchanted Evening'
(say it quickly and you'll get it) Peppered salmon fillet with rose wine & lime froth
My Sweet Little lamb (Ewe to me are everything)
Amazing pink lamb loin, herb crust & herb jelly
Lust Risotto Cakes
Sun-dried tomato, Feta, spinach & pine nuts with Parmesan shavings
The Sticky Bit
Yet another Tart!
You can never have enough of them. Rich dark chocolate with white chocolate sauce
Spotted Dick & Custard
You need to get that seen to PDQ (Clinic number 01691 446969)
Eaten Mess
A Captain Pugwash recipe - you'll need the 'Wet wipes'