Our New Year Resolutions list (2010)
- Just for today, we will not sit in our living rooms all day in our pyjamas. Instead, we will move our computers into our bedrooms.
- We will no longer waste our time relieving the past, instead we will spend it worrying about the future.
- We will not bore each other with the same excuse for taking days off sick. We will think of some more excuses.
- We will do less washing and use more deodorant.
- We will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
- We will give up cigarettes totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....
- We will try to figure out why we really need nine e-mail addresses. Each.
- We will stop sending e-mails to our wife/girlfriend.
- We resolve to work with neglected children - our own.
- We will stop sending e-mails, Tweets, texts and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
- We will spend less than one hour a day on the internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since we're not clock watchers.
- We will read the manual... just as soon as we can find it.
- We will think of a password other than "Password."
- We will not tell the same story at every get together.
- We won't worry so much.
- We will cut our hair.
- We will grow our hair.
- We will be more imaginative.
- We will not ring the air hostess button on planes just to get her phone number.