Things a Herefordian would NEVER SAY
1) Ellie Goulding, who's she?
2) I really love waiting five hours for my internet page to load
3) I can't think of a place I'd rather be than in a traffic jam on the bridge
4) (For anyone who lives in the sticks) I'm just going to pop the shops, I'll be 10 minutes)
5) We're not too far from London, it's only a four hour drive.
6) Why would we ever need more than two buses a day?
7) I think I prefer the name Hereford United to Hereford City
8) We really don't mind it when people confuse Hertfordshire and Herefordshire
