Heard this on Talksport and made me laugh.
A Liverpool supporter wanted to buy his son a Red Liverpool shirt with No.9 Torres printed on it. However, the son wanted a Blue Chelsea shirt with No. 9 on it. The commentator, in his wisdom suggested a compromise, "wait 'til January and you can have Torres and No. 9 on a Blue shirt"
Are you a Red or a Blue? and what would you do if you are a Red and your child wants to follow the Blues or you are a Blue and your child wants to follow the Reds?