Writer Simon Brett delivers his hilarious one-man police spoof in Chichester this month in aid of the cancer day unit appeal at the city's St Richards Hospital. It has won acclaim around the world and he will perform it in the Minerva Theatre restaurant. Tickets are priced £20 and are available from St Richard's Hospital Charitable Trust, Spitafield Lane, Chichester, West Sussex PO19 6SE. More details from Veryan Grant on 01243 831799.