If you need a touch of comedy for your event then Comedian Nathan G can be hired as cheap as chips for gigs, after dinner speaking, weddings and public speaking.
Bring a smile to your special events with my unique humour, ideal for anyone who has given up the will to live.
I have been known to electrify a wedding as guests trample over each other to get out after just three minutes of my stand up routine.
Of course, the big benefit is the happy couple have more time to enjoy their honeymoon night.
Also I bring lots of experience to your happiest day, having been married three times. The reason for the divorces is always the same. My wives go on diets and their clothes no longer fit me.
I am freely available for any event. For instance my assisted death routine is guaranteed to send your loved one to their grave in ten minutes flat.
But perhaps my biggest success is with business gatherings. This comes from being a business man who acted like a clown. I started so many failed businesses, that the tax man sent me a pity rebate.
I also write speeches for weddings, conferences and so on when the speaker wants to inject some humour into the proceedings. You'll make 'em laugh, guaranteed, but probably lose most of your friends.
A bit about myself. I was a breech birth. Inept and haplessness has been the common theme running down the years.
It all started at age 3, when I fell of a ledge and broke both my legs. I was kept in callipers for over a year as opposed to what should have been a couple of months..
My mother wanted to get her money's worth from the NHS. It gave me two things. A fear of heights and of Jewish mothers.
Although I do most of my work in Brighton, I live in Horsham, the nearest thing to God's waiting room.
Late News: My starving agent has asked me to give you a list of what I can do…and stop larking about. So to Google I offer:
• Stand Up comedian
• Entertainer
• Speaker
• After Dinner Speaker
• Event Services
• Master of Ceremonies
• Performer
• Script Writer
• Wedding Specialist
• Music Events
• Entertainment
Anyone wanting to take advantage of my cheap as chips comedy can find out more by visiting my website at www.nathang.co.uk, or write to me at nathan@nathang.co.uk, or follow me on www.twitter.com/nathangwiz or you can phone me on 07595 662 608.